I'm being a good son, ok?

Dad's hometown has always been a place where 97% vote blue, so he absolutely loves the color blue and talks about it all the time.

So even though I don't actually support that side in my heart, I make sure to praise the president a lot in front of him to keep him happy.

And because of that, every time I come home from living on my own, he buys me a ton of raw fish and beef.