The realest hidden gigachad champ

First, let's look at the criteria for a gigachad champ:

1. Must have zero ranged skills.
2. Must be a beast at 1v1 man-fights.
3. The champ shouldn't be some 'sus' guy, but a 'real man'.

Let's dive in.

Everyone thinks of 'Olaf' when they think of a gigachad. But Olaf is actually a total estrogen-overloaded beta. Just look at his Q skill:
This is a 'ranged' skill. It even has a slow. Isn't that already sus? Disqualified from gigachad status.

Second is Trundle. This guy's entire kit is basically just auto-attacks, so he has to scrap in melee range. You might think, 'Wait, isn't he a gigachad then?' But There's a problem with his E skill, the pillar. First off, the range is long. No matter how little damage it does, a ranged skill is a ranged skill.

And the biggest issue: 'He literally shoves a pillar into other top laners.' Using an E skill like that in the top lane, where 80% of the champs are dudes? That's just an estrogen-fueled sus champ right there. Third are Sett and Darius. These two are so toxic on OP.GG that they basically circumcise every top laner and make them quit League. Just check the champion tips on OP.GG and it's nothing but salt. So are these two gigachads? Not at all.

Starting with Sett: You can tell just by looking at the E icon. He's literally forcing two guys to kiss. Based on this, Sett is just a sus guy who enjoys BL (Boys' Love) fanfics.

He's even a total mama's boy, probably hiding his BL collection from his mom... what a total fake.

Next is Darius. Darius seems okay since he only has mid-range skills, but There's a problem with his ultimate, R. If you look closely at the ult image, you can see 'something white' being sprayed onto a muscular man with his arms open. The way it's pouring out in a straight line... it's definitely that.

Finally, the champ we're looking for is Garen. First of all, zero ranged skills. He's already on a different level from those other sus guys.

And he's a beast in a 1v1. Seeing how he counters Jax, the king of duels, he clearly doesn't lose to those 'science brothers' (Yasuo/Yone) with their two swords.

There's no doubt about any of his skills, and Garen—who can only trade damage by taking hits himself—is the true gigachad champion.