I need an explanation for what you said yesterday at Mega Coffee. When customers asked where the straws were, you pulled down your pants and said, 'Use this as a straw, condensed milk comes out too.' Chop chop.
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A straw? Maybe a thermos or something...
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Whoa, you caught me! Since I'm busted, suck my straw, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it!
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That condensed milk straw is insane (hot/amazing).
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