How I Get Through the Day

Sometimes I feel completely useless and miserable. Whenever that happens, I always do this routine:

First, I give myself two hard mental slaps across the face, Goddamn it, you're the best. You're the absolute best, There are people in League who are worse than animals, like those Bastard tribe motherfuckers, but at least you're living your real life, so you're superior.

After that one slap, I feel instantly refreshed.