A game more underground than League, made by and for brainrot kids.

It's 'Weyplay'. This game has these 'voice rooms' where you talk on mic. Usually it's like chat rooms, singing battles, 'looking for IVE' — no clue what that is. I figure maybe some girls beefing with each other, and then there's 'blind dates'… got curious why people do this online so I joined one. I go in and half the girls' profile pics are like this, like holy shit all of them are those Instagram stunners covering their faces. So I said, "hey, is that actually you in your profile pic?" and they said yes in a voice that sounds like their hands are built like Sterak's Gage, I already knew something was off. So I called them out on their lies, argued that Weyplay isn't supposed to be a hot girl hub, and then those kids literally turned my mom into a Real Doll like Gwen and my dad into a dog like Warwick. I had no idea this game had so many 'beautiful women'…

So I got kicked from that room and joined an 'AJuss' roast battle. I saw people doing what Doctor Who does on Instagram here, so I figured it's just edgy kids dissing each other, but these kids' parent insults were on a whole different level from our team's ADC — I genuinely wonder if they went to parent-insult academy. Here's what I heard…

KID 1: Yeah, (that site) search volume #1 AJuss! KID 2: Yeah, (that other site) saw that and got horny with a boner, AJuss!

I was like wtf how does that come out of a kid's mouth… People were sexually harassing each other's parents and no one in that room even thought about stopping them. This kid's game is the real disease — a perfect cesspool of account thieves, mentally unhinged people, degenerate kids, and total losers.